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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I like school Said no one ever.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

meh

A French man gets into a fight

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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