- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

I like touching my boobs

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