What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Knock knock come in.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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