- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

kill yourself

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

i have a christmas tree.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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