- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Knock knock come in.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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