whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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