What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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