- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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