- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

kill yourself

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

i have a christmas tree.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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