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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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