- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Barack Obama.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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