Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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