- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did? Yes

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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