- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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