nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did? Yes

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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