- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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