- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

knock knock go away!!!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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