- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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