Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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