Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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1+2 = 6

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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