Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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