- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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