- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

The Colts this year.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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