- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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