Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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