- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A dog was barking at a tree

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A bar walks into a man

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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