Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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