- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's brown an sticky Shit

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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