- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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