- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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