- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

HURT

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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