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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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