- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A bar walks into a man

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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