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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

I am a women

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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