- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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