Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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non poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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