What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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