- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

knock knock There's no door

did you stub your toe?

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