- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Do you know the muffin man? No

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