whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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