- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

guess what what that wasnt it

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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