three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Chris is hairy

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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He--Hey guys

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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