What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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