Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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