- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the man die? He was old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

knock knock go away!!!

Swag.

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