- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

the WNBA

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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