Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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