- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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