- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

N-E Pats never cheated

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

what's black? a lot of things.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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