- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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