Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Chuck Norris.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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