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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Bob Saget

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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