- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are indigo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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