What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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