- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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