How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Rebecca Black

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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