- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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