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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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