Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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