A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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