Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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