A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Justin Bieber.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

do you wanna hear a joke school

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Justin Bieber

women's rights

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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