Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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