A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

minorities.....

You all have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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